Know where you stand on cyber security, and what to do next.
The Milk Men Assurance is how we run Cyber Essentials readiness checks and cyber threat assessments. Your team answers in one secure place; our specialists turn the answers into a clear, prioritised report.
Invited by The Milk Men? Use the link in your email, or sign in with your work email address.
How it works
From first question to a plan you can act on
Four steps, with The Milk Men alongside you the whole way.
- Step 1
We set up your assessment
We choose the right questionnaire, from Cyber Essentials readiness to a wider threat review, and fill in what we already know about your systems.
- Step 2
You answer, or we do it together
Your team answers in a secure portal, at their own pace. Or we sit down with you and complete it on your behalf.
- Step 3
Our specialists review it
Every answer is checked by The Milk Men, alongside any supporting documents you've shared.
- Step 4
You get a clear report
Plain-English findings, what they mean for you, and a prioritised plan of what to do next.
Answer in your own time
We invite the right people at your organisation to a secure portal. There are no right or wrong answers to aim for: just tell us how things are today, and we'll do the rest.
Plain-English questions
Each question comes with a short explanation. If something doesn't apply to you, just say so.
Work on it together
Invite colleagues and answer side by side. You'll see each other's changes as they happen.
Saves as you go
Every answer is saved automatically, so you can stop and pick up where you left off.
Attach supporting files
Add a policy, screenshot or report to any question if it helps explain your answer.
Or let us complete it with you
Short on time, or not sure of the technical detail? A Milk Men specialist can work through the assessment with you, or complete it on your behalf from what we know of your systems.
- A single conversation instead of a questionnaire
- Technical questions answered by people who do this every day
- The same thorough review and report either way
Your report
Clear answers, not a wall of jargon
Every report is reviewed by our team before it reaches you, and comes as a document you can share with your board or insurer.
Cyber Essentials readiness
A clear view of whether you're ready to certify, and what stands in the way if not.
Current threat intelligence
The threats active right now against organisations like yours, researched for every report.
A prioritised action plan
What to fix first, why it matters, and practical steps to get there.
Get more from what you pay for
Security features already in your licences, or a small upgrade away, that you may not be using.
Security
Built the way we'd advise you to build it
Your answers describe your systems in detail, so we protect them accordingly.
Hosted in the UK
Your data is stored and processed in London.
Kept apart
Each organisation's answers and files are isolated at the database level, not just hidden on screen.
No passwords to manage
Clients sign in with a secure link sent to their work email.
Two-factor for our team
Everyone at The Milk Men signs in with a password and an authenticator app.
Private file storage
Uploaded files are never public, and download links expire within minutes.
A full audit trail
Significant actions are logged, and we can export or delete your data on request.
Read our privacy notice for how we use personal information.
Ready to start your assessment?
When your assessment is ready, we'll email you a link straight to it. Already have one? Sign in with your work email.